ORRIG - Orc Berserker
Orrig is too old and too tired to put up with this nonsense, but he does anyway because he knows the others would starve or kill each other if he wasn't around to hit them on the head or give them pep talks. He secretly loves his job.
 
Likes:
  • His Job
  • His Family/Employees
Dislikes:
  • Being Asked About Retirement
Vants: 
  • A Job Vell Done


 
BRENT - (75%) Human Fighter
Brent spent so much of his childhood being angry at everyone that he never learned normal social behavior. Now he's trying to learn how to be nice to people because he wants a specific person to like him back.

Likes:
  • Thistle
Dislikes:
  • Lyra

Wants:

  • To Be Happy
 
LYRA - Elven Archer
The Elves are famous for their propriety, elegance, and eloquence. Lyra is famous for none of these. Instead she likes to drink and yell at Brent and start fights (usually with Brent).

Likes:
  • None of Your Business
Dislikes:
  • Go Away

Wants:

  • To punch you in the face
 
THISTLE - Mage
Thistle is a very nice and loving person, but good luck trying to convince her of that. She drinks a lot of tea and gets excited about plants.

Likes:
  • Flowers
  • Reading
Dislikes:
  • All These Layers
  • Thistle Theories

Wants:

  • To Stop Scaring People