Thistle Theories #24 - ANONYMOUS
Posted September 13, 2018 at 08:16 am

Transcript:

"THISTLE IS A ROBOT."
- anonymous

This theory is actually a very old one, and one I had to track down the author of to ask their permission to feature it, because i LOVE IT SO MUCH. For about a week after first receiving it, I actually considered ways to rewrite the entire story to fit it. Like, come on, how great would that be? 

  • Thistle's voice box breaking and scrounging through Ruins to try to find scraps with which to fix it,
  • Basically being a living swiss army knife, with little tools in each of her fingers,
  • Superhuman strength,
  • Contemplating the meaning of life and what makes a soul,
  • Probably short circuiting if exposed to too high a voltage shock or other energies (like magic),
  • Probably made by some scholar who found enough ancient diagrams and deciphered enough Ancient Books to bring life to his creation,
  • Perfect recollection of all facts and information consumed,
  • "I swear I'm fine, I'm not hungry, you eat,"
  • Never being tired?? Or running on solar energy, to mimic a day/night cycle?
  • like seriously so many things
  • this'll be the next story i'll have to write i guess
  • dang

DAUGHTER OF THE LILIES RETURNS ON SEPTEMBER 25!! THAT'S A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AWAY!!!

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